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Top 5 RED FLAG Openers

10 Feb

Red flag openers… Oh boy. Ok, if you should ever hear these undeniable Red Flag opens, first fight off your gag reflex, and then feel free to wave that Red Flag, and maybe even run.  Here’s my Top 5… (and please comment and share your own below!)

#1. “You look like the bad one in the group”.

Well I know my friends, and I’m definitely the angel out of this bunch. If you see me as the bad one… Red Flag.

#2. “I wanna know your name, name, name, name….” (in singing voice, to the beat of that House song)

Hmmm… Sorry… you’re not Pharrell, and you’re DEFINITELY NOT the Swedish House Mafia… Clever, kinda cute, but really if thats the best you can do… Red Flag.

#3. “Hey, my friend thinks you’re cute.”

Flattering, sure. But why doesn’t your friend tell me this? Speak up! Closed mouths don’t get fed! Red Flag.

#4. “I just got my first tattoo! Do you love me?”

I actually heard this opener twice now! (*crying) And NO, I dont love you… Red Flag.

#5. “Do you know how this works?” (as they hand you their phone…) “I can’t figure out how to enter your number”.

Is that it?! Sorry, that’s not a way to get ahead in life… Red Flag.

Next time you are out, pay attention to the Red Flag openers you hear and share them with us!!

Love yallz…

-M

7 Responses to “Top 5 RED FLAG Openers”

  1. NoNo 02/13/2011 at 8:29 AM #

    While rushing to class, a guy shouted to me that I had dropped something. When I looked back and saw nothing there he informed me that I had dropped my “conversation…can I pick it up?”. Ha ha, NO.

    • REDFLAG 02/13/2011 at 9:56 AM #

      Mmmmm ya RED FLAG. I like this one… Thanks!

  2. ally 02/18/2011 at 3:05 PM #

    OMG YES!!! hahaha…. I hear #3 ALL the time haha

  3. RPM 02/26/2011 at 12:35 PM #

    but wait… i love that song!?!

    • Minor 02/26/2011 at 12:38 PM #

      good song… but opener.

      thanks for reading RPM!

  4. Mino 08/18/2011 at 7:56 PM #

    A friend and I used to trade bad pickup lines ages ago. We tried to think up the stupidest pickup lines we could think of, and started all of them with “Hey Baby,” and we were constantly floored by some people interjecting actual pickup lines that had been used on them — we thought ours were bad!

    (Note: we never actually used pickup lines, except: “Hi, I’m xxxx.” and followed with why we wanted to talk to them, such as “Where did you get those xxx?” or “You’re a good dancer.” That actually got us a lot father than most guys.)

    • Minor 08/22/2011 at 1:06 PM #

      Right when you guys were just being real with no BS, you were more successful. I do enjoy hearing some of the off the wall pick ups though! Thanks for commenting,
      -M

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