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Nails Done, Hair Done, Everything Did!

30 Jul

Guest post from one of our female readers, calling herself “Pretty Smart Betch”… Enjoy!

This one is for the guys. Here are some Red Flags you usually don’t pay attention to, but if you start looking, you will see the problem. It is one thing when a girl is high maintenance, but what you really need to start worrying about is when she is not ANY maintenance at all.

A girl who cannot even keep her hair extensions up-to-date is a bigger problem than the excessive amount of cash she spent on them. Here are a few things to pay attention to…

#1 Chipped Nails

No, I’m not being petty. If it is a Tuesday night and you are staying in with your lady, a chipped nail is understandable. It probably happened right as you sat down. But if you are going out to a club with your friends to do some fist pumping, your girl better have a fresh manicure. When you meet someone and shake someone’s hand this is the first thing they see. Holding a drink, nails are in the air! Keep that shit looking nice! Bad nails equal bad first impressions. And every lady worth keeping around should care about making a good first impression.

#2 Nasty Toes

I don’t think I need to explain this one. In the Winter time when her feet are 99 percent inside her Ugg boots (Red Flag), then fine. But when she is lounging by the pool, her toes better look like she just left the spa. There can only be one big foot in the relationship and it better not be her.

#3 Roots

That’s right. Roots bigger than 2 inches (and even that is excessive), and she better have a good reason for not being in the salon. Most people (unless you’re dating Sasquatch) are going to be taller than her, and guess what… they can see those roots! Major Red Flag if she just doesn’t care!

#4 Scent

Let me explain this one. By the time a chick is 21 she better have learned that every woman should have her “scent”. This is usually the same two or three perfumes that she will wear for a few years. It will change once in a while, but she always has that nice scent that’s her own. Even if it is just the smell of a fresh shower, you better get a grin on your face when you smell your lady. If not…imagine what else isn’t smelling too pretty.

#5 The Sloth

Now I’m not saying a girl needs to be a stick or even skinny for that matter. But in today’s society and the risk of obesity, every woman should care about her health and keeping her man attracted. Whether exercise means walking her 2 pound Yorkie down Rodeo or putting on some EasyTone shoes and strolling through the mall, that is just fine.

If you are lucky to have a gym rat on your hands, who hits up Yoga every Sunday, more power to her and you! Either way a woman should care about her body, because a lazy slob is a million Red Flags all on its own.

You may think these Red Flags are just petty and judgmental, but they are not at all. When a woman does not respect herself enough to keep herself together, and looking good 24/7, then that is a big fucking Red Flag! If she can’t keep herself looking hot, then you better believe that in 20 years you are going to have a hot mess on your hands. If a woman cannot take care of herself, then how will she take care of the future/older you and your children!? Men are guilty of this too; sadly however, it is just more accepted in our society.

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5 Responses to “Nails Done, Hair Done, Everything Did!”

  1. CTme 08/01/2011 at 2:41 PM #

    taking 3 hours getting ready to go out should be a redflag as well

  2. Jane 08/01/2011 at 9:42 PM #

    Great post! So true!!

  3. Rita 08/02/2011 at 9:07 AM #

    I would like to say thanks for writing this article. I am hoping the same perfect work by you in the future also.

  4. alice 08/19/2011 at 11:05 AM #

    This is a joke, right? A woman has to keep herself looking good 24/7 or it’s a red flag? And it seems there is someone with a fetish for nails.. since they’re your top two warning signs. Obviously you don’t want a smelly, lazy fatass for a girlfriend, but since when does getting a mani or pedi everytime you go to a club or out swimming make you “a lady”? It just proves you are a high maintenance waste of time.

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