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My Date With A Pornstar

28 Mar

The interesting part about my date with Crissy Moran is that I had no idea who she was, let alone that at one time she was one of the most searched for pornstars on the internet, until the very END of our date… Surprise!

Let’s be honest here, a majority of guys have “Date a Pornstar” on their bucket list. I never expected to actually check this off mine. In Hollywood, it’s only a matter of time before you meet that familiar looking girl (hmmm, she looks familiar, I feel like I know her, but I’m not reaaally sure). This is how it came about for me. Except I didn’t recognize THIS girl at all… Red Flag for me! A little dating advice, do your homework!

How we met: Saturday night at the club, her wing-wo-man come up to me while I’m buying some drinks…

Wing wo-man: “My friend thinks you’re cute!”
Me: “Ok thanks.” *yawn… “Let’s see your friend…”
Wing wo-man: “Ok, come meet her!”
Friend: “Hi, I’m Crissy!”
Me: “Hello, nice to meet you.” *smiling…

Holy Sheen! The wing wo-man was not bullshittin… She is the Hot!!!

But now I’m a little confused. Why would Crissy need her friend to do the talking for her when she is so attractive? I Red Flagged it and carried on.

Either way, now that the ice is broken we head back to her table and begin the routine blah blah when you first meet someone. Definitely have no idea who she is. To me she is just a hot 34 year old that looks like she is in her mid-twenties. Pretty face, amazing body, awesome dress, the works!

I ask Crissy what she has going for herself besides her looks? She tells me she does public speaking for women. I ask what she speaks about. Her reply is… “Women things.” Hmm… At the time I have no idea what this means, but whatever, doesn’t matter, she is hot, I’m drunk. We have a good rest of the night and she gives me her number before the night is over. Yay!

The set up: The next day I send her a text (Yes, I texted, not called, Red Flag for me) saying how it was nice meeting her the night before, blah blah, etc. Her text back includes asking me if I’m on Facebook… Red Flag. But OK, we did take a few pics together that night and she wanted to tag me. Now we’re friends on Facebook. Actually the more I think about it, knowing what I do now, I can understand her wanting to check out my profile a bit to kind of get an idea of what I’m all about (Do your homework, right?)

In my own search on Facebook, I check out more pics of her, her likes, her About Me, etc… Nothing on her Facebook suggests she is/was a Pornstar.

That next weekend I decide to ask her out on a date. My text (Red Flag for me again) simply states that I’d like to take her out on a date that coming Saturday. She replies back to me saying yes, but as long as “we do not have the pressure of calling it a ‘Date’ “. Well ok, but I don’t know what else to call it? I’m easy going, no pressure here, let’s go on Not a Date! (READ THE REST)

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31 Responses to “My Date With A Pornstar”

  1. Kate 03/29/2011 at 7:10 PM #

    Very nice post! Thank you for sharing… I have never heard about Pink Cross before, but that sounds like a great thing they are doing for women…


  2. Peter 03/29/2011 at 7:18 PM #

    Wow! Thats not how I first imagined it to be… but I must admit I like this date story!
    Thanks for sharing

  3. Jake_H 03/29/2011 at 8:15 PM #

    Oh man, this was a good read… thanks a lot for sharing. Definitely a different perspective to porn that what we are used to in todays society. Cool site too!

  4. Dan 03/29/2011 at 8:17 PM #

    Lucky guy!! Good story:)

  5. BLKD_out 03/29/2011 at 9:40 PM #

    WOW! you ALMOST got to check that off the guy bucketlist! next time!!! good to hear she is doing something good with her life now, cheers!

  6. Miss_EG 03/30/2011 at 12:00 PM #

    Interesting. I don’t know if I would have went about that way to tell someone you’re a porn star, but I guess she realized that was the easiest way to do it. At first I thought this was going to be a slap to her, but you’re actually praising her for the way she portrayed the “red flags” in her life. I really like that. A lot more people should do that, most do not have as crazy of a red flag, but if she could wrap it up nicely anyone else can. I’m going to keep this in mind. Thanks for the advice!!

  7. corezz 03/30/2011 at 12:10 PM #

    Doesn’t get more generic in looks than this girl. Seriously, can you get any more plain vanilla than this girl? If only she was blond then this yawn of a story would be complete.

    I guess to each his own but for someone like me she looks very forgettable. Sorry.

    • Johnny Niggabrix 10/14/2011 at 6:01 AM #

      Yeah, I’m sure you get stunning girls flocking to you from all corners of the globe with an attitude like that.


      You cunt.

  8. Brett_S 03/30/2011 at 1:00 PM #

    Yeahhh… hot story but if is she was blond i’d be more into it.

  9. Jo Dean 03/30/2011 at 5:11 PM #

    Wow, this makes a lot of sense dude. Wow.

  10. Anonymous 04/06/2011 at 9:40 AM #

    Cute , sweet girls are here.

  11. venom 04/06/2011 at 12:47 PM #

    Dude, Great article. However, don’t recite retired Game material: “I ask Crissy what she has going for herself besides her looks…” That shit is lame and not so slick anymore.

    Too bad you didn’t get laid, bud. lol.

    • Minor 04/06/2011 at 1:48 PM #

      Hey Venom, thanks for reading! I’m glad you liked the article! And yeah Game material is quickly losing its cool… oh well.


  12. Jon 04/06/2011 at 1:50 PM #

    Wow, everything is a red flag in your book. Paranoid/cynical much?

    • Minor 04/06/2011 at 7:27 PM #

      Hi Jon, thank you for reading! Well no not really paranoid. Following the experience I’ve been thru in my last relationship (, I’ve trained myself to find the Red Flags right off the get go. The KEY is proper analysis of the Red Flags that present themselves at the start of a new relationship and figuring out how, if at all, to move forward. Better safe than sorry… It’s worked pretty well so far.

      Take care!

  13. Christy 04/16/2011 at 11:33 PM #

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  14. jdilly 04/22/2011 at 11:44 AM #

    I date a pornstar, its a lot of fun dude

  15. Girlywork 05/04/2011 at 11:16 PM #

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  16. Tony Mandela 05/05/2011 at 7:12 PM #

    Keep functioning…fantastic job!

  17. incopsisp 05/08/2011 at 5:22 PM #

    be happy and love. kiss

  18. carie 07/08/2011 at 3:58 AM #

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  19. xxxtube 07/08/2011 at 6:37 AM #

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  20. Brian 07/10/2011 at 1:10 AM #

    Dude, right on there brother.

  21. cevon 07/20/2011 at 11:01 AM #

    Good points

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  23. John 09/02/2011 at 8:24 PM #

    What she did is totally unfair. :(
    She could have at least said something if she felt it wasn’t working, instead of dropping you on your ass.

    You should have reminded her that you were willing to accept her for who she is, and wanted to give her a chance, maybe then she’d have changed her attitude.

    This is an all around fail which had so much potential :(

  24. Jeff 11/07/2011 at 1:45 PM #

    Sure I love too date a pornstar, I am a 40m. How old is she 25. Does she like older men. what type of vides has she done?

  25. kyle 11/29/2011 at 8:39 PM #

    Her actions left a lot of you men perplexed. Me too until began to think about it. As a fellow christian i can understand where she was coming from. Sometimes as christians we like to get from underneath the “umbrella” of God and seek things and people of this world that capture our natural senses. I believe she really did like Minor. But, she heard her shepherd’s voice (Jesus) and God drew her back to him. When she told minor she is seeing someone on a more exclusive level, I think you all can begin to see who that someone is. It takes one to know one.


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