My Date With A Pornstar
The interesting part about my date with Crissy Moran is that I had no idea who she was, let alone that at one time she was one of the most searched for pornstars on the internet, until the very END of our date… Surprise!
Let’s be honest here, a majority of guys have “Date a Pornstar” on their bucket list. I never expected to actually check this off mine. In Hollywood, it’s only a matter of time before you meet that familiar looking girl (hmmm, she looks familiar, I feel like I know her, but I’m not reaaally sure). This is how it came about for me. Except I didn’t recognize THIS girl at all… Red Flag for me! A little dating advice, do your homework!
How we met: Saturday night at the club, her wing-wo-man come up to me while I’m buying some drinks…
Wing wo-man: “My friend thinks you’re cute!”
Me: “Ok thanks.” *yawn… “Let’s see your friend…”
Wing wo-man: “Ok, come meet her!”
Friend: “Hi, I’m Crissy!”
Me: “Hello, nice to meet you.” *smiling…
Holy Sheen! The wing wo-man was not bullshittin… She is the Hot!!!
But now I’m a little confused. Why would Crissy need her friend to do the talking for her when she is so attractive? I Red Flagged it and carried on.
Either way, now that the ice is broken we head back to her table and begin the routine blah blah when you first meet someone. Definitely have no idea who she is. To me she is just a hot 34 year old that looks like she is in her mid-twenties. Pretty face, amazing body, awesome dress, the works!
I ask Crissy what she has going for herself besides her looks? She tells me she does public speaking for women. I ask what she speaks about. Her reply is… “Women things.” Hmm… At the time I have no idea what this means, but whatever, doesn’t matter, she is hot, I’m drunk. We have a good rest of the night and she gives me her number before the night is over. Yay!
The set up: The next day I send her a text (Yes, I texted, not called, Red Flag for me) saying how it was nice meeting her the night before, blah blah, etc. Her text back includes asking me if I’m on Facebook… Red Flag. But OK, we did take a few pics together that night and she wanted to tag me. Now we’re friends on Facebook. Actually the more I think about it, knowing what I do now, I can understand her wanting to check out my profile a bit to kind of get an idea of what I’m all about (Do your homework, right?)
In my own search on Facebook, I check out more pics of her, her likes, her About Me, etc… Nothing on her Facebook suggests she is/was a Pornstar.
That next weekend I decide to ask her out on a date. My text (Red Flag for me again) simply states that I’d like to take her out on a date that coming Saturday. She replies back to me saying yes, but as long as “we do not have the pressure of calling it a ‘Date’ “. Well ok, but I don’t know what else to call it? I’m easy going, no pressure here, let’s go on Not a Date! (READ THE REST)