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“It’s Complicated” – Facebook Red Flag

7 Sep

I am now fully convinced that the “It’s Complicated” relationship status on Facebook is a way of instantly declaring yourself as a serious Red Flag.

They say you’re never too old to be a cougar. Apparently you’re never too young either.

Just ask 25-year-old Amanda Ann Nabers who decided to pregame with a combination of Four Loko, weed, and Xanax before heading over to her neighbor’s house where a 13-year-old boy was waiting.

According to the report, Amanda and her 13-year-old neighbor did the nasty multiple times over a period of a month. The sad thing is that during each of these booty calls, Amanda left her young children at home to fend for themselves. I can only imagine how she comforted them, “It’s ok children, mommy is going to go fuck a teenager now, be back whenevz, love yall!”

Unable to adequately describe her fairy tale love affair on Facebook, Red Flag Amanda set her relationship status to “It’s Complicated”. I mean I could have sworn that Facebook had a “Fucking 13-year-olds while neglecting my kids” option.

Nabers was charged with aggravated assault of a child and her bond has been set at $50,000.

The bottom line is, if you see anyone with the “It’s Complicated” status on Facebook, it may behoove you to stay the fuck away.

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