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The How NOT to Party Guide… Red Flags in the Club!

10 Feb

Every week comes to an end, and when the weekend starts… the Red Flags come out! Best place to find them? Out and about, In the Club. I dont know about you, but my Friday nights, Saturday nights, even Sunday funDAYs/nights are filled with Red Flag adventures. Here’s a quick few Red Flag scenarios for you to digest…

#1. Taking your shirt off in the club. Raise your left hand if you’ve ever experienced this! I know I have.  Everyone is dancing… Everyone is having a great time… His favorite song comes on… aaand whoooosh his shirt vanishes like virginity on prom night. He begins singing, jumping, and twirling his shirt over his head. NOW its a PARTY!!! Right? Right??? WRONG. No ones wants to see this mess… Red Flag.

#2. “This is the third time I’ve been roofied…” Well, this one’s easy. You’re in the club with a group of friends drinking, dancing, doing your thing. One of the single girls in the group starts talking to some random guy and ends up at his table. Good for her right? Later, when stopping by to say hello to her you discover she’s pretty much blacked out and the guy is spidermaning under the table. (And if you dont know what “spidermanning” means, trust me, it is not even close to acceptable social behaviour). The next morning, nonchalantly, she says “Wow, that’s the third time I’ve been roofied!” Hmmmmmmmmm… Red Flag.

#3. The Stage 5 Clinger. If you just met a person and when you say you’re going to the bathroom or you’re going to find a friend to say Hello, and they reply, “Why? Are you ditching me!?” / “You’re going to come back right?” / or even the innocent – “I will go with you.” …. Or MY favorite – “I’ll find you!”….. Red Flag. Even if they are a little too touchy feely already, and clingy… Red Flag.

#4. Had too much to drink. If you’re at a club and you’ve had SO much to drink that you have to sit down and “rest your eyes”, you’re falling all over the place, you need a babysitter, or you’re straight up puking… Red Flag. It’s OK to drink alot when you’re enjoying yourself in the club, but KNOW YOUR LIMIT! You’ve drank alcohol before… You know what it does to you when you drink too much of it… Save the drama and the puking for the 18 year olds at the table next to you. Grow up, and drink responsibly!

#5. The Urlacher”. So you and your girl are having a great time in the club. You’re having drinks, tearing up the dance floor,  you’re both clearly into each other and having a good night! You girl takes off for the restroom and while she’s away this Red Flag-looking drunken chick comes up to you and mumbles some innocent English into your ear… (It was innocent, I swear!!) You’re trying to listen and understand what shes blabbing about, but whatever, she’s drunk (and probably dumb), you’re drunk (and don’t really care)… whatever.  Now, you are just standing near this mess of a girl when all of the sudden… Surprise! Your woman (apparently back from the restroom) flies out of nowhere, nearly clothesline tackling the drunk girl cause in her eyes “This bitch was trying to flirt with you!!!” … And even WORSE, she thinks that YOU were flirting back! WTF! This is a Red Flag on so many levels. Insecurity, trust issues, jumping to conclusions, making a scene in public… Should I keep going?

Share YOUR Red Flag Club experiences below…

Love yallz…


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8 Responses to “The How NOT to Party Guide… Red Flags in the Club!”

  1. Rich 02/18/2011 at 6:27 PM #

    I hope to see The Urlacher one night! I love drama (when i’m not involved) of course.


    • Minor 02/18/2011 at 6:34 PM #

      Haha… yes, its quite a sight to see…

      Thanks for reading :)

  2. LAchik 02/26/2011 at 1:14 PM #

    omg! nothing worse when you try to be nice and say “hello” to a guy, and he automatically thinks you are into him, then your trying to hide the rest of the night, clinger! UGH!

  3. PHOTOSHOP BRUSHES 03/02/2011 at 7:14 AM #

    wow amazing topic
    thank ou very muuch
    waitting more

  4. benK 03/02/2011 at 4:08 PM #

    hahaha awesome!

  5. RODDIZLE 03/02/2011 at 4:46 PM #

    this is good stuff… keep em coming!!


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