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How Not To Get A Man

14 Jun

Congrats Debbie! You are the Red Flag of the week!

Ok so you sign up to eHarmony and similar to a kid on Christmas morning you’re eagerly awaiting the magical eHarmony algorithm to connect you to your soul mate…your partner in crime. Instead, you get Debbie.

Hi Debbie. Are you serious!? I pray this is a joke…I’m pretty sure it is. But if this is real…Wowzers! How does anyone respond to that? Well I’ll tell you one thing, you better fucking LOVE cats!

A deep attachment to pets is normally a mild Red Flag to take into consideration. But Debbie takes the cake and takes it to the Black Flag (ie Dealbreaker) level. I can only hope this uncontrollable emotional disaster of a person looking for love has just broken the ice for others that can’t control the love they have for their pets. I’m looking forward to more of these stories/videos to surface…

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2 Responses to “How Not To Get A Man”

  1. Fivers 07/01/2011 at 3:28 PM #

    I have never signed up to eHarmony, so I can’t really tell what people do over there but I guess it is good to know

  2. Yourmom 03/22/2012 at 3:15 AM #

    ….there’s no way she wasn’t trolling eHarm.

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