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Stripper. Red Flag?

19 Aug

A few weekends ago I went to San Francisco for my buddy’s bachelor party. I couldn’t tell you much about the celebration, but I will never forget that Saturday night. Before I could even notice I was being checked out by a girl… And she was HOT!

She approached me, which is never a Red Flag in my book. We had an instant connection, flirting with one another right away. We ended up chit chatting the night away from that moment. I learned right away that she was shy, reserved, and smart. She was successful, motivated and had a plan for her life. She lived a life of luxury with high expectations for herself and her future family. I was happy to see that she was honest, upfront and gave me her undivided attention. It was refreshing to immideatly feel like this girl was different.

This Is Totes How You Girls Talk

17 Dec

Nailed it! Mannerisms and all… “Listen, listen, listen, hey listen, Shut up, listen, I do NOT talk like that!”

Oh yes you do! Admit it ladies, many of you are guilty of saying at least half of this shit within the span of….two hours? While talking like this 24/7 can be a Red Flag, I know there’s plenty of shit us guys say that’s worth laughing about as well. Regardless, this definitely deserves an Oscar for the performance. Like I am not even joking, it was super funny!

What Girls Think About During Sex

7 Dec

Hey, why not?! We got such good response when we shared Jenna Marbles video, What Guys Think About During Sex, that we decided to share Jenna’s girl version!

Dammit this is funny! One major thing I noticed is that not once did Jenna’s ‘girl thoughts’ include any enjoyment? Apparently only dudes have all the fun? Typical girls, even when doing the horizontal hustle, they’re thinking about shopping and food!

When girls can never stop thinking about shoes, purses, and why guys faces are so creepy, they will never enjoy getting (or giving) the business. So why wear the “fuck me” pumps if you don’t care about the “fuck me” part? Hmmm…

What Guys Think About During Sex

3 Dec

Funny and true! Jenna Marbles really hits the nail on the head in this video. It’s just way too obvious what guys think about when in the sin bin. It’s definitely all in the face. What seems a Red Flag to some is just a turn-on to another…whatever floats your boat!

What Red Flags sex stories do you have?

Game Over

29 Nov


Chick Tells Boyfriend Game Over

Let’s count the Red Flags here shall we…

Red Flag #1 – Crazy boyfriend is a little too obsessed with video games. Ok, story checks out…

Red Flag #2 – Crazy girlfriend puts an end to boyfriend’s little obsession…with a BAT?! Ok…

Red Flag #3 – This video is obviously fake because I don’t care how white trash you are, NO ONE plays Call Of Duty Modern Warfare on a 20″ TV from 1996. Is that a Cathode Ray Tube?

Funny video nonetheless… Check it out!