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Are You A Booty Call?

14 Oct

Booty calls are all fun and games until somebody gets hurt…or pregnant. Ideally booty calls consist of a mutual agreement between two people who just want to get it in without any attachment. But usually it gets a lot more one sided and sneaky than that. Nobody wants to get played. As the saying goes, “never make someone your priority if you’re only their option.”

Answering the question whether a guy is really into you or you are just a booty call may seem like common sense, unfortunately however common sense is not always too common. Here is a list of the more subtle signs to look out for.

He Calls You Last Minute

Welcome to the last resort…Population: You. If a dude calls you after 9 pm and expects you to drop everything and head out to dinner with him for some nice wine and a discussion about how beautiful you are…chances are he couldn’t close his main target that day and has moved on to you as the backup plan.

He is Secretive

This is the most telling Red Flag, however it’s also the easiest to let fly undetected. Usually the guy will play it smooth by asking you most of the questions in order to appear super interested while making sure the topic of conversation doesn’t stray from you. Tally this shit up. If you’re consistently revealing much more about yourself than he is, never being introduced to his friends or family after you have put in your dues so to speak…you’re just a booty call.

He’s Always Drinking Around You

If alcohol is always included during time you two spend together, chances are, he is trying to make you appear as attractive as possible in preparation for the bad decisions he hopes to make with you later on.

He Only Likes You Doggy Style

Doggy Style is officially the international booty call sex position. No face…no feelings…just sex. You never see any married dogs do you? This is their only position. If your man insists exclusively fucking you doggy style…you’re just a booty call.

He Always Brings Up Sex

If within the first five minutes of every conversation you have with your man he drops cheesy lines related to sex (“Babe you make me so hot”)…chances are he isn’t lying…you do make him hot, but he simply cannot take another word out of your mouth that’s not related to doing the nasty.
He could care less about what you had for breakfast or what your crazy girlfriend did today. All he wants to do is get it in.

Conclusion

If any one of these remotely remind you of the dude you’re into at the moment, feel free to give him the ‘Cuddle Test’. The Cuddle Test is Kryptonite to a guy that is only interested in you for sex, and nothing scares him more than hearing you say “I really just want to cuddle tonight…”

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