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5 First Date Red Flags (from a reformed slut’s point of view)

25 Aug

Another great post from REDFLAG101 contributing writer, TheReformedSlut.

To the guys out there who are about to embark on your first dates, here are some warning signs from a lady’s point of view. We’re not all that bad out there.

#1. The “Check Dance”

We know you guys know to pay for dinner and us females expect you guys to pick up the tab on the first date…Hey YOU asked US to go out, so YOU pay! The catch is that we don’t want to act like the bratty princesses that we are. A good rule of thumb is what I call the “check dance”… three times back and forth:

1: The girl offers out her credit card/cash. The guy pushes it back and says “Don’t worry. I got it.”
2: The girls smiles and says “No its ok. Here take it.” The guy pushes it back and says “Let me.”
3: Finally the girl fakes a concerned face and says “Are you sure?” The guy smiles and says “Yes. I want to.”

Guys, if she looks up at the ceiling when the bill comes or fidgets around on her cell phone, more than likely you have a gold digger of some degree. If you split the bill and go dutch, you just put yourself in the friend zone…for life. If you let her pay, then you’re definitely not having sex with her tonight, tomorrow, or quite possibly ever.

#2. She orders a tiny salad and/or eats off your plate

Either this girl is about to go to the restroom in 5 minutes to throw everything up or she has some major self-esteem issues. Also, first dates are about getting to know each other; you definitely don’t know each other well enough to eat off the same plate. Slow down.

#3. The entire conversation is comprised of “Jersey Shore” episode reviews and commentary

It’s ok to watch mindless television as a guilty pleasure, but first date conversation is supposed to spark and intrigue each other. If your date cannot talk about anything of substance on the first date, then what the fuck will you guys have to talk about on the fifth date?

Sex can only take up so much time in a day, so someone is going to have to speak up and say something. The conversation should be something that actually interests you. Finding a person to have sex with is easy…especially in LA. How about finding a person to have an intellectual and meaningful conversation with? Especially in LA!?

#4. She asks how much is in your savings account

Yep. This happened to one of my best friends. He thought the girl was really cool until she asked if he had more than $5,000 in his bank account. She is either all about money (aka Gold Digger), or this girl is already thinking of marrying you and having kids.

Remember this your FIRST date. If the girl pries too much into your personal life on the first date, you can almost guarantee she is going to be ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS for the remainder of your relationship.

#5. They can’t stop talking about their Ex

You’re either a rebound or already potentially friend-zoned if your date can’t stop talking about the Ex; obviously, they can’t get over their past relationship. So what the hell is in it for you? Absolutely nothing.

Sure you can get a little rebound and revenge sex, but is it going to be worth all the crying, regret, and shame after you both spend a night in the sack together? Most likely not…get the fuck out of there!

Have a great time on your first dates. Relax and let go. Who knows, you might find the one. And if not, then you probably have some damn good entertaining stories to share with your friends (and in our case, the internet).

-TheReformedSlut

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