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Archive | December, 2011

This Is Totes How You Girls Talk

17 Dec

Nailed it! Mannerisms and all… “Listen, listen, listen, hey listen, Shut up, listen, I do NOT talk like that!”

Oh yes you do! Admit it ladies, many of you are guilty of saying at least half of this shit within the span of….two hours? While talking like this 24/7 can be a Red Flag, I know there’s plenty of shit us guys say that’s worth laughing about as well. Regardless, this definitely deserves an Oscar for the performance. Like I am not even joking, it was super funny!

Marriage

11 Dec

Shout out to Jenny for another solid guest post! First comes love, then comes marriage, then a baby in the baby carriage…No?

I am so sick of people getting married and then realizing it wasn’t a good decision because they didn’t think it through.

Take the recent marriage epic fail by Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries for example. It seems that their marriage didn’t work out because they never discussed where they wanted to live and how both of their careers would affect their happiness.

What Girls Think About During Sex

7 Dec

Hey, why not?! We got such good response when we shared Jenna Marbles video, What Guys Think About During Sex, that we decided to share Jenna’s girl version!

Dammit this is funny! One major thing I noticed is that not once did Jenna’s ‘girl thoughts’ include any enjoyment? Apparently only dudes have all the fun? Typical girls, even when doing the horizontal hustle, they’re thinking about shopping and food!

When girls can never stop thinking about shoes, purses, and why guys faces are so creepy, they will never enjoy getting (or giving) the business. So why wear the “fuck me” pumps if you don’t care about the “fuck me” part? Hmmm…

What Guys Think About During Sex

3 Dec

Funny and true! Jenna Marbles really hits the nail on the head in this video. It’s just way too obvious what guys think about when in the sin bin. It’s definitely all in the face. What seems a Red Flag to some is just a turn-on to another…whatever floats your boat!

What Red Flags sex stories do you have?