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Archive | June, 2011

Gotta Pay To Play

29 Jun

The Red Flag Award this week goes to Florence Henderson, aka Carol Brady from the “Brady Bunch”. In her new book, Mrs. Henderson writes of a time when she woke up with “little black things” crawling all over her after a night of romance with John Lindsay, who was Mayor of New York at the time. Nice!

According to Henderson the “married and unattractive” John Lindsay put the moves on her while they both got liquored up at the Beverly Hills Hotel one night. Henderson, who was also married at the time, claims, “I was lonely. I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it.” Yes you sure did, only to wake up sharing Lindsay’s itchy mess. Hey, sometimes you gotta pay to play.

You Got Me So Hypnotized

27 Jun

As if strip clubs weren’t already enough of a mind fuck, the strippers at Cleopatra’s Lounge in Huddersfield England are literally hypnotizing customers to stay longer and spend more money. Wow!

Stripper ‘Sabrina’, 25, said, “I never say never to learning anything.” So why not learn computer skills or something stripper, and stop using your Red Flag life style to get paper? Sure the money is (was) good, but what happens when that tight butt and those perky boobies finally give in to gravity and no matter how many roofies you slip the customers at work, they just aren’t into grandma on the pole?

You’re Ugly!

24 Jun

You're Ugly!Beautiful People is a dating site for ONLY beautiful men and women. People that desire to become members are in the hands of existing beautiful members who are judging, rating and deciding whether or not to let you into their dating community. What a shitty great idea this is!

When you sign up for this site you’re pretty much joining the snooty world of LA social life, where everyone is worried about what everyone else looks like and is more concerned with whispering your flaws to their friends rather than being your friend. Sad, funny and true.

Hmm, Is My Boyfriend Trying To Kill Me?

21 Jun

American PsychoAnonymous submission by a loyal reader who talks about her past abusive relationship. Thank you for sharing!

When I was 18 I met a boy named Jason. He was handsome, buff, cool car, older, and fun. We began talking and texting and I began to wonder why we weren’t actually hanging out.

Girlfriend Slices Boyfriend’s Balls

16 Jun

They say couples should never go to bed fighting, and this guy is proof. You might wake up thinking you peed the bed only to find out that your sac was attacked…with a knife!

This is how it went down. Apparently our Red Flag Award Winner this week, Jennifer Kolone, was not happy with how their fight ended the night before and took action into what needed to be done in order for her to feel better. She thought to herself the only way to make this right was to etch a ‘W’ into her man’s balls.